I’m sorry, that’s so corney, but you’ve heard of “Tea for Two.”
This week we’re working on “Pee for Three.”
Yep, we’re potty training “The Toddlers.”
Speaking of “The Toddlers,” they aren’t really Toddlers anymore, but Daddy insists we’ll be calling the Toddlers for life. You know: The Toddlers First Day of Kindergarten, The Toddlers Learn to Drive, The Toddlers First Prom, The Toddlers First Job.
But I digress. We’re potty training. Training children to use the potty. My hope is that this saves us a bunch of money, and I’ll get to have a “Spa Weekend” once a month. (I’m kidding…. sort of)
My previous potty training theory, “They’ll just figure it out,” wasn’t working. Go figure! So when my van went into the shop with no sign of returning anytime soon, I decided to hunker down and get these kids potty trained. I know you’re supposed to get them prepared- read books, watch videos and so forth, but I prefer the shock and awe approach. HEY GUYS, NO MORE DIAPERS TODAY! You’re gonna wear panties and you get to pee on the potty now!!!
The Toddlers Go Shopping
The Toddlers Go Out to Eat
The Toddlers Have Gelato
You get the picture. Three times everything. And in this case “Pee for Three,” I’m counting on some serious peer pressure to kick in so we can this over with.